Cyber Wars Episode 1 The Idiots Menace

A Long Time Ago in an IP address far far away...

*Da dada DAA dadadadadadadadadada dadada daaaaaaaa daaaaaaa dadada daaaaaaa daaaaaa da da da daaaaaaaaaaa daaaaaa da da da daaaaaaaa* .Its STAR WARS theme people, just imagine it that way. You haven't heard of it ? Well Get the FUCK out of my blog RIGHT NOW :P

What I really wanted to talk about was the wars that go on and on over the internet. And WHY? How the hell should I know, I'm no freaking genius and if you thought you would an answer here then you're just as big a retard as I am. Just think all the people except you are pathetic and that's why they get into these fights. Of course you're no saint yourself because I know that everyone but me is pathetic and gets into these stupid little fights. Now I'll be more than happy to fight with you on that in the comments section, on twitter on Facebook, GTalk or if you want old school, Y!Messenger and give you a spanking the whole cyberspace will watch and shame you into logging off forever.

But getting back there are several types of wars being fought out on the Internet and nothing makes me happier than to sit back with a bag of popcorn, some cola and read each and every single one of those comments on topic which can be as big as 2000+ because I don't have much to do these days anyway and isn't that a bit sad. (Hmmmm: Note to self - DO SOMETHING MEANINGFUL WITH LIFE, BE MORE PRODUCTIVE, STUDY MORE, DOWNLOAD ASIAN PORNOGRAPHY).

So for instance I want to talk about  a particular group of people who will always try to prove you wrong and another group who'll stalk you everywhere, Facebook, twitter whereever the hell you are. Just one post and there comment and likes and replies and retweets don't end. These are the so called idiots of cyberspace. These are probably the biggest entertainers of them all. These people either have ego issues or were born from a frustrated sperm so to speak. You try to avoid them you think you're safe and ...............

 .....yes that's you just a split second away from your brain being turned into a gooey slush. The exact feeling you'll get if you've had an encounter with the idiots of cyberspace.

Then the one who'll try to prove you wrong. This lot are the judge, jury and executioner of the internet. You have an opinion on a particular subject, not good enough if they get in your way. Before you know it you'll be fighting it out because they make it an ego issue. You'll be called a sissy bitch a moron and to think of what your mother will be called if you stop commenting. Even if you do get proof they'll make an excuse to make sure you're wrong. Give them a chance and you'll have sleepless nights for days weeks and months and you'll end worrying yourself to death.

So what is the solution? Hmmmmmmmmmm. I should've figured that out before I wrote this. No... wait........it's coming yes almost out................... sorry that wasn't the solution but just that I had to poop. So tough luck there, I'm not a genius but I can tell you this much that to deal with an idiot become one but don't stay that way or better yet swallow your pride when you're being proved wrong and make sure you don't interact with that person, and block the stalkers. That's more than enough help from me. I'll consider this as my good deed of the year.
That's it for now you can stop reading
I SAID STOP READING, THERE'S NOTHING MORE DOWN THERE
THIS IS MY FINAL WARNING REMEMBER MY CAPS LOCK IS ON SO I AM PRETTY SERIOUS
OF COURSE WHY WOULD YOU LISTEN?
OKAY GO AHEAD BUT DON'T BLAME ME
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The Second Wave

Hello everyone, it's been a long time since I posted anything on my earlier personal blog  rishabhgupta365.blogspot.com which was blocked and now the account is unrecoverable thanks to my cousin who managed to piss me off yet again(YOU HAD TO USE MY PHONE TO MAKE CALLS WORTH Rs.20,000 TO YOUR EXCUSE OF A NOW EX-BF BLOCKING MY PHONE AND MANAGING TO BLOCK MY ACCOUNT SOMEHOW, YOU WILL SUFFER IN THE PITS OF HELL). But anyway the blog remains is stasis and is there for everyone to see(meaning i'll re-post stuff on my Facebook timeline or twitter and tag you on it over and over).

However my thoughts on everything have changed a lot since then. For some reason the quiet and toned down inquisitive mind yet accepting of bare facts has changed because I found the fact that there is chaos beneath all the calm that lies. So Frankly this blog will not only share my thoughts but will also be a stage to display my rants, my constant bitching, what I like and why, what I don't and why you suck if you don't agree with me because if you strip down any person to their basic emotions this is what they'll come down to.

I remember when I thought everything was so simple. But then I also had a nagging friend constantly bugging me every point of time except while doing a Mr. India when I needed help. Also I had(and still have) a sorry life which revolves around books, studies and the fact that everyone considers you a loser because you've reached the point where you have to ramble about it on a blog which only 2 people will care to read and that too after I constantly nag a 1,000 into giving in and clicking the link.

And this is the reason the I gave this blog its title because all that I've seen experienced both internally and otherwise is making me go insane and am losing my mind. I'm sure you know what I mean. You don't? Well here's something to refresh your memory.

It's only a matter of time my brains desert me as well, but being a Gupta I know I make some money by renting it out.
But you can only survive in this world if you yourself are insane/retarded thus my point of view is the best. OH YOU DON'T AGREE? WHO ASKED YOU TO READ? GO ON ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS THEN. Your Sunday Brunch or the morning breakfast which you have in the car, running down the staircase  everyday while running for work, only to be just in the nick of time and sitting in your cubicles staring at your computers and clickety clack typing away to god knows what. But if you are one of the two that may agree then you already know me well enough and........don't ....need........to read this......ummm at all. Oh what the hell. For once I'm blogging for me and not to please anyone and damn it feels soooo good like an orgasm, no not like an orgasm ummmm oh forget it you get the gist.
This is me and this is my blog and I'll come to bother you again later because I have a lot to write and not enough space or time to put it. YEAH I'M ALSO BUSY AT TIMES. Busy eating, sleeping or watching the telly or reading a novel or what ever humany wumany stuff I feel like doing.
So anyway again bye.